The Daily Show - Burn Noticed

1. We need u now more than ever?
2. Trevor is like 1% of John. He's funny but he copies other people so much, he simply can't be great. His show is funny is because of other people like Samantha Bee, Ronnie Chieng, and Hassan and all others.
3. does Republicans become idiots or idiots become Republicans?!!
4. My god, your an idiot.
5. I don't have a problem with commentators on the left or the right, who state their viewpoints explicitly and then try to defend those viewpoints. Rachel Maddow, Chris Matthews, Rush Limbaugh and their ilk all have their faults, but they approach debate in an honest manner. That would even include O'Reilly, even though he interrupts and is rude and occasionally namecalls. Stewart's comedy, in contrast, always begins with a Strawman Argument of his ideological opponent's viewpoint, which he then proceeds to bash with an Appeal to Ridicule, and then top off with an Ad Hominem attack. His show is funny, he;s a great entertainer, but he also is a propagandist in the truest sense of the word, and he does a great disservice to our democracy.
6. I can see why he quit - The pressure was killing him. He did this for 15 years and this was what he had to deal with - You can see the veins throbbing in his forehead.
7. He is a science retard, libe-tard, Mr. Daily Show. Check out the density of the 2 relevant phases of water at equal volumes.
   Density of H2O (l) = 1.00
   Density of Ice (s) = 0.90
   How high will the water rise in NYC is all the ice at the polar caps melt to liquid?
8. 5:15 he winked
9. I miss Jon so much it hurts.
10. So are they coming to the conclusion that Trevor sucks?
11. "global wobbling batches" best line ever!
12. Jon Stewart for president!!!
13. Man I Miss Jon Stewart
14. One of these guys is your new President.... congratulations America
15. Donald Trump just picked an oil industry lobbyist and staunch climate change "critic" as new head of the EPA. Seriously!
16. America needs you more then ever John, for the love of god come back!!!
17. After this election happened, Jon Stewart is clearly the hero we need, just not the one we deserve. Let's hope he comes out of retirement just like the Dark Knight did in the third movie...
18. Well actually melting of glaciers and polar ice is a very contributor to sea level rising. The biggest factor is the thermal expansion of seawater, which is still caused by global warming: The water expands so the ocean has to take up more space, thus submerge shorelines.
    We do still have to pay attention to ice melting though, but for the reason that they are important pieces in the Earth ecosystem.
19. I wish I had understood how dumb you can be and get elected when I was mapping my career. I thought you needed to be smart to be a high level politician. I'd have taken a whole different career path and had great healthcare and lots of money in retirement.
    
    Oh Jon, you were just too late to save me.
20. It would really satisfy me if Jon ran for congress, and not just for the "Dr. Katz Professional Therapist" reunion w/Sen. Al Franken. I literally just want people with a shred of intellectual curiosity in my government.