Rehab Center for Fictional Characters
NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: http://tinyurl.com/2a3labw my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/words-words-words-deluxe-edition/id396588798 music and lyrics by bo burnham hey I'm Santa Claus, I'm the king of snow I hate my wife because she is ho ho ho She used to please me everyday Then she made it clear that Santa's only s'pose to come once year Now i buy whores Rock n roll and i stuff their stockings with my north pole I had a wonderful life With a healthy household and a beautiful wife and a pot full of gold then my wife spent my riches all by herself and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf now i drink all day and a part of me dies cause my wife's gettin gangbanged by the rice krispie guys Everyday i get up, and i get to work late, my boss says "hey whatsup?" i say im grrrrrrowing tired of this shit the kids they laugh cause im a sensitive cat "big pussy!" i cant argue with that if another kid gives me frosted flakes i swear on my life, ill eat his parents. im the easter bunny hey im back used to funny now im hooked on crack heaps of heroine aint no joke marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke coooooke drugs for life thats my plan but now i have no attention sp..... hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick i think they got herpes from some irish chick santa, tony, could you guys please stop? oh snap.....crackle and pop
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bo burnham love your movies
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Ten Years Since
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Can't tell if the voice cracking is on purpose when he's playing as the leprechaun. Love it though. Bo was 15 -I think, when he made this. Only a year older than me, so fair to say, he was/is and always will be, fucking adorable.
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where was jesus in that entire song?
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I love this too much tbh
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I was fucking 5 when this came out. yes. I am a baby.
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Bo Burnham is hilarious!!
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Beautiful
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omfg
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Ok you're hilarious
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Poor Patrick
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who's watching in 2016? or plan to in 2017?
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this is pretty funny
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well hello there 2007, how nice to see you again.
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the first song i ever heard of bo's that was 3 years ago and i just did my first standup show
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he was so young, omg, i can't handle it. but for real, this kid is a genius.
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im sorry but that irish accent 😂😂
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Poor poor Patrick
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probably literally no one is reading this but like can we just talk about how bo is like the only entertainer who is still themselves and hasnt whored themselves out for the publicity? like he literally still has the same humor and sarcasm and i just love him ok
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Almost 10 years. Man this was my shit.
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