My Union Army Don't Want None- APUSH Bonus Opp (Anaconda parody)

...Unless you got guns hun or how about no guns and let's just talk this over over some tea and biscuits. Lyrics: My Union Army don't… My Union Army don't... My Union Army don't want none unless you got guns hun --------------------------- Boy toy named Grant used to live in Ohio Made his way to West Point, search that up on his bio. Would've rather been painting, and thought fightin was a chore then he rose through the ranks, and now he’s colonel in the war Then Shiloh Vicksburg Chattanooga Three victories got him promoted (i’ll hand it to ya) Who wanna go first? I'll take on your army in Virginia Those slaves you had are gonna be fightin all against ya Onwards my soldiers! ------ By the way, what they say? They be thinking they can win this war? With eleven states built of cotton and smoke built of sovereign states 3.5 million slaves they keep sayin that its real, that they got their own flag But ill tell you that they're not, so ill put up this plan Using ships, using armies, ill cut off all their supplies like... Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun My Anaconda don't… My Anaconda don't... My Anaconda don't want none unless you're gonna fight hun ------ Oh my gosh, look at their farms Oh my gosh, look at their farms Oh my gosh, look at their farms Look at their farms (look at their farms) --- This dude named Sherman came sixth in his class Missed the Mex ‘Merican war, let it all go to pass Became a superintendent, and kept with the flow Then he got down to business, and went to Shiloh Now that bang bang baaaang, He lost three horses but he won like daaaaang Got a promotion I be rockin this thaaangggg I might be crazy but I’m winning campaignssssss I’m gonna burn your farm son ----- By the way, what they say? They be thinking they can win this war? With eleven states built up of cotton and smoke built of sovereign states 3.5 million slaves they keep sayin that they're real, that they got their own flag But ill tell you that they're not, so ill put up this rad plan Using ships, using armies, ill cut off all their supplies like... Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun My Anaconda don't... My Anaconda don't... My Anaconda don't want none unless you're gonna fight hun ----- Oh my gosh, look at their farms Oh my gosh, look at their slaves Oh my gosh, look at their corn Look at their farms Killin their people and burning their crops Killin their people and blazing their crops Killin their people and hazing their crops Oh my Gosh (look at their stuff) ----- My Union Army don't... My Union Army don't... My Union Army don't want none unless you got guns hun (Don't don't don't) My Union Army don't... (Don't don't don't) Don't want none unless you give up hun Oh my gosh, look at our power Oh my gosh, look at our troops Oh my gosh, look at our union Look at our union (look at our union)