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Half Crocodile half Buffalo creature discovered in Thailand Creature has the body of a buffalo, the head of a crocodile. Buffalo Crocodile Hybrid Experiment gone wrong? Is life random or preordained? Are we all just a collection of stardust haphazardly winding our way through the universe? Is this all by accident, or is their some invisible creator encoding man's genetic future in our DNA? And if so, then can we as insignificant to IT as ants are to us play God and create life in our own image? Are these just random mutations? An attempt to evolve? Maybe extreme versions of Speciation. Or maybe victims of an environment that grows more toxic each day? And specifically what is this? Some say its a hybrid of a crocodile and buffalo. Could it be A sign from the gods? A curse from the devil? Or maybe its just an elaborate hoax? When you think of Thailand what is the first thing that pops into your head? Beautiful beaches, dense jungles, maybe ancient ruins? For me its he-she strippers and prostitutes!! Or what I like to call, a working vacation! Something strange is going on in High Rock, which is in the Wang hin providence of Thailand. Wang hin? the name even implies something fishy about the strippers there. News just came out that the villagers there witnessed something either incredible, or downright profane. When a pregnant buffalo went into labor, what came out was unexpected. The newborn buffalo calf had the body of a buffalo but its skin was dark and scaly like a reptile, and its head? It was shaped just like a crocodiles? Or is it an alligator? I can't tell which one even though my 4 year old has made me watch that episode of the Wild Kratts that teaches the difference a dozen times. After years on internet dating sites I have had some interesting first dates to say the least. So, I would definitely pay a lot of money to see these two creatures meeting for the very first time on a first date. “heyyy are you Buffy the Buffalo?” “yes, I am, are you Wild Bill” “I am, I know that I look a little different from my profile pic” That's me...I know, I've been told I look a little different from my profile pic (me) “different, your a crocodile!!!!” Some people, like my sister, give birth to babies that are so ugly they're cute. My Nephews like that. He makes this weird snorting sound. He reminds me of a pug, a pug dog that I can't just leave on the side of a farm road with a bowl of water and bag of kibble. Now this poor creature,whatever it is. is a sorry excuse for a scary crocodile and/or buffalo and died shortly after being born. Time for buffalo burgers! Or a new pair of boots. Now any normal person with even half a pea sized brain would have been scared shitless from seeing this creature. But not the people in this village they think that this creature will bring them good luck. Luck? Yeah, they might want to rethink this. My nephew is 3 now and his mom's life sucks. And what the hell is with them playing with the dead body of this offense to God and nature. Are these people so bored that they have nothing better to do? Do they not have an xbox? Or access to Netflix? How about hide and fucking seek? Its free! So what happened to this poor creature? Is it really a buffalo crocodile hybrid? Or just some mutated mishap? We here at Hoax Factor don't know. This story is so fresh, there's not much info out there. However, if its real this opens up a whole new world of possibilities. Imagine if we could get not just a burger from a creature that's not only low in fat, but high in protein. But we could also get a nice pair of crocodile skinned boots. All of that from just one animal instead of 2! My PETA loving neighbor will love that! “I saved an animal, NANCY!”