David Allan Coe- If that ain't country

1. hg
2. People upset about a little thing called 'artistic licence'. Comedians utilize it all the time. Find it ironic that nobody recognizes he takes a poke at Christians too ('hair lip the pope). And of course nobody raises an eyebrow with the phrase, 'white trash' either. Lol! That's all cool, right?! How bout ya just enjoy the song or keep on rolling coal.
3. the 4k in dislikes had to have came from them killery supporters
4. ALLEN DEWEY COE BITCHES
5. if that ain,t country i,'ll kiss your ass
6. if that ain't country your ads mother fuckers
7. if that ain't country i,'ll kiss your fucking ass
8. if that ain't country i,'ll kiss your ducking ass
9. I'm proud to be a Cherokee hick,and if that ant country kiss my red ass
10. 1st rate you say?
11. real country music needs to make a come back.
12. this song rocks
13. David Allan Coe is the Original Country Outlaw. Some of the shit he pulled around Nashville in the early days is legendary.
14. who gives a fuck if he said nigger they call each other niggers anyway
15. DAVID ALLAN COE LYRICS
    "If That Ain't Country"
    
    [Recitation:]
    The old man was covered with tattoos and scars
    He got some in prison and others in bars
    The rest he got working' on old junk cars
    In the daytime
    They looked like tombstones in our yard
    And I never seen him when he wasn't tired and mean
    He sold used parts to make ends meet
    Covered with grease from his head to his feet
    Cussing' the sweat and the texas heat
    And skeeterz
    And the neighbors said we lived like hicks
    But they brung their cars for pa to fix anyhow
    He was veteran-proud, tried and true
    He'd fought till his heart was black and blue
    Didn't know how he'd made it through the hard times
    
    He bought our house on the g.i. bill
    But it wasn't worth all he had to kill to get it
    He drank pearl in a can and jack daniels black
    Chewed tobacco from a mail pouch sack
    Had an old dog that was trained to attack
    Sometimes
    He'd get drunk and mean as a rattlesnake
    And there wasn't too much
    That he would take from a stranger
    
    There were thirteen kids and a bunch of dogs
    A house full of chickens and a yard full of hogs
    I spent the summertime cutting' up logs for the winter
    Trying' like the devil to find the lord
    Working' like a nigger for my room and board
    Coal-burin' stove, no natural gas
    If that ain't country, I'll kiss your ass
    
    If that ain't country,
    It'll hair lip the pope
    If that ain't country, it's a damn good joke
    I've seen the grand ole opry,
    And I've met johnny cash
    If that ain't country, I'll kiss your ass
    
    [Recitation:]
    Mama sells eggs at a grocery store
    My oldest sister is a first-rate whore
    Dad says she can't come home anymore
    And he means it
    Ma just sits and keeps her silence
    Sister, she left 'cause dad got violent
    And he knows it
    Mama she's old far beyond her time
    From chopping tobacco and I've seen her crying'
    When blood started flowing' from her calloused hand and
    
    It hurt me
    She'd just keep working' trying' to help the old man
    To the end of one row and back again like always
    She's been through hell since junior went to jail
    When the lights go out she ain't never failed
    To get down on her knees and pray
    Because she loves him
    Told all the neighbors he was off in the war
    Fighting' for freedom,
    He's good to the core and she's proud
    Now our place was a graveyard for automobiles
    At the end of the porch there was four stacks of wheels
    And tires for sale for a dollar or two
    Cash
    
    There was fifty holes in an old tin roof
    Me and my family we was living' proof
    The people who forgot about poor white trash
    And if that ain't country, I'll kiss your ass
    If that ain't country, it'll hair lip the pope
    If that ain't country, it's a damn good joke
    I've seen the grand ole opry,
    And I've met johnny cash
    If that ain't country, I'll kiss your ass
    I'm thinking tonight of my blue eyes
    Concerning the great speckled bird
    I didn't know god made honky-tonk angels
    And went back to the wild side of life
16. The best part is when he says, "He bought our house on a G.I. bill, but it wasn't worth all he had to kill to get it!"
17. My God, how dafuq did I get in this side of YouTube lol
18. I like this song
19. David Allen Coe is my favorite Country Singer and most do not know, he started with 4 black guys, his drummer is black and so on...
20. if ur gonna say something bad don't ur just a fuck up