Abe Simpson Compilation

1. "I feel all tingly inside, gasp I'M IN LOVE, No wait it's a stroke. NO WAIT IT IS LOVE" priceless
2. Haha classic, but you left out the ones where he randomly falls asleep lol.
3. "We should sacrifice him to our GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! What? we did it all the time in the 30s."
4. Now my story begins in Nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety"
   because the Kaiser had stolen the wold "twenty". I chased that rascal to
   get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles
5. Grampa is funny but there was a time when he was the hero in an episode
6. Sir I represent the Simpson estate, I have a court order for siest and desist of all Grandpa Simpsons clips
7. Mayday, mayday.... I'm losing your transmission. We make French Fries? My favorite scene with Abe.
8. Dear Mr. President, there are too many states these days. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.
9. The Swedish are coming! The Swedish are coming!
10. "this elevevator only goes to the basement, and someone made an awful mess down there" XD
11. 1:41 When you see a Deathclaw and you don't have good weapons.
12. Abe to his ex wife: "You left me alone with a 9 year old boyyyy...Youre a baaad woman.....Can we have sex? Please!?
13. "So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time." His face plus that phrase was simply too funny! XD
14. "I'm in love!" :)
    "No, wait... It's a stroke...." :|
    "No, wait! It IS love!!!" :D
15. Did you spend an unforgettable night with a soldier from the US Army in 1944? You did? Was he from the 1 st infantry Division? He was? And was he a gentle, caring lover? He was? Sorry I bothered you.
16. do more
17. I'll be in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!
18. Old Man yells at cloud !!
19. "give up the good you yellow devil!" is what im going to say when i get an asian girlfriend.
20. Bible... Ew!